• Good conduct ?
    I buy my season ticket I yell and scream and shout And if Kevin Keegan asked me I would play for him for nowt. I haven’t any agents For me the trouble with the game Which was a lot more beautiful Before these people came. I’ve never been up before a judge Or served time […]
  • IF,YOU GOTTA GO…..GO NOW.
    He was rather subdued when he spoke to the press Mumbled his words with the odd no or yes. His plans for the future He kept close to his chest. Glanced at his advisors And said they know best. Now that’s quite enough questions His agent stepped in Leave the lad be, his heads in […]
  • Relegation….Flirtation.
    The Prayer mats redundant All fingers uncrossed I have retrieved lucky pennies Which into fountains I tossed. I now walk under ladders As the threat is now gone Premier league football next season And that’s where we belong. We’ll buy big in the summer Add star studded names And the magpies like the phoenix Will […]
  • SPORT RELIEF.
    They got on their bikes Did Shearer and Chiles Left St James’s Park Rode Three Hundred miles. A tremendous acheivement And please may I ask If Mister Shearer could on the way back Despite aching limbs And a sore tender bum If he could do us a favour And stop off at Brum Score Newcastle’s […]
  • THE GOLDEN AGE.
    Rubbin’ in dubbin Tying white coloured laces Brylcreem on hair And strong manly faces. Stuffing fat shin pads Down thick woollen socks The crowds make the journey From coal mines and docks. Over cobbled rough streets They head in their droves Past the kid and his bike Full of ‘Hovis’ brown loaves. Kick off’s approaching […]