I am back off my holidays And have been down the pub Caught up on the gossip Surrounding my favourite club. Big Sam’s in the hot seat The club has changed hands. Long queues at the box office And the switchboards are jammed. Viduka and Barton the new kids on the block So roll on […]

Oppisite St James’ Park Once stood St James’ Hall Where boxers practised the noble art And the wrestlers they’d just brawl. It was demolished long ago But now an action group is starting To rebuild the hall so one and all Can see Dyer versus Barton.

I missed the last game of the season Laid up in bed with the flu Unfit to board the coach for Watford Along with the rest of the crew. But by now we had nothing to play for And Glen Roeder had this week resigned But still I felt a bit guilty When the bus […]

Forget about the millionaire players Like managers they all come and go But we have a special lady at United Whose name you probably wont know. Forty years she has worked at St James’s As a valued member of staff. And all of the lads in the media Are always looked after by Kath. She […]

As yet another manager rides into the sunset Leaving the trophy cabinet still bare It looks like Big Sam, from the Wanderers Will soon arrive on a wing and a prayer. He may bring in some quality players Treat them with the utmost respect Outline his plans for the future And warn them what he […]