Peter Crouch in a black n white shirt Alongside Joey Barton Bellamy spotted back in Toon The merry-go-round is starting. Wes Brown set to sign for Toon Proclaimed the Sunday papers It’s early days but I have had enough Of these silly transfer capers. Bramble’s a target for Fulham While Keano fancies Butt Wor lass […]

‘ Where’s your famous atmosphere’ Taunted the Man U fans at St James Park Grouped behind a giant ‘ HARTLEPOOL REDS’ banner. Typical. Was the ‘HARTLEPOOL RED’S’ banner On display at Mansfield earlier on That New Years Day When Hartlepool United recorded Their Ninth win in a row……I doubt it, Don’t you ? A tremendous […]

You can keep your modern day football With admission prices as high as the seats From up here even Peter Crouch Looks the size of a subuteo player Yet the programme notes inform me He is Six Foot Seven. When I first came to St James Park as a lad An old man used to […]

Fernando is finding it difficult to adjust To the pace of the premiership Said our manager. Too much grass on the pitches Said his agent. Fernando, explained his interpreter Feels he is not being played in his favoured position Which is a holding role In a diamond formation Or just in front of the defence […]

If you go near Drogba Don’t sneeze. If you challenge Robben Don’t make contact please. Try to picture this pair Training with CHOPPER HARRIS He would only have to glance their way And they would both be on their ‘ARIS’