HE TICKED ALL THE RIGHT BOXES AND SAID ALL THE RIGHT THINGS HAILED AS OUR SAVIOUR (another one) AND TREAT LIKE A KING. AT HIS PRESS CONFERENCE, HE TALKED OF HIS PLANS THEN WITH THE FULL MEDIA CIRCUS WAS INTRODUCED TO THE FANS. NEXT OF COURSE HOLDING UP THE LATEST HOME SHIRT, HE HAS DONE […]

Joe Kinnear…..Well what can I say That has not been said before Director of football at St James’ Park When he should be in ‘Geordie Shore’ For his language is choice Comes in the colour of blue All those offended….Please form a queue From the good folk of Tyneside To the members of the press […]

Excuse me mate, could you show me The way to the ‘Sports Direct Arena’ I’m from down the smoke you see And I’ve never ever been there. My big pal Mikey went and bought it Then cor blimey changed It’s name Mike’s a diamond cockney geezer Who would put ‘Del Boy’ to shame. Well ah […]

Tim Krull is overated And Coloccini’s far too slow Excuse me telling great big fibs But I dont want them to go. Cheick Tiote’s very poor And Cabaye is so naive There I go with those fibs again But I dont want them to leave. I suppose Demba Ba is pretty decent As he always […]

I am proud to say that Gary Speed played for my club. He was once described by Sir Bobby Robson As a ‘blue chip player’, a proper footballer. Admired by all, from the ordinary fan like myself To his closet friends and family. Gary Speed captained my football club. A true leader of men in […]