Football Poets

Russia 4-1 Czech Republic

Advocaat’s men couldn’t hold back
Firework display of attack
Pilar’s goal couldn’t save Bilek’s face

Comrades Shirokov and Pavlyuchenko
Dazzled the winning Red glow
Icing cream being […]

Poland 1-1 Greece

Lewandowski with the opener
Salpingidis showing willpower

Greece clearly lacking hydration

Tyton’s first touch saved a penalty
After madness from Szczesny

Greece ruining the inauguration […]

Swansea 0-1 Liverpool

And so to Premiership D Day
Sir Alex’s corps de ballet
But Mancini’s Citeh took control

Further down the pecking order
Liverpool again flounder
Danny Graham with his hundredth goa […]

Liverpool 4-1 Chelsea

Avenging the cup final
Essien gifting an own goal
Henderson with a peach of a finish
For Kenny’s end of season stroll

Anfield enjoyed a warm farewell
Carroll helping Agger to a t […]

Safer Neighbourhood Tournament 2012

It’s time, the carnival is here
Embracing Newark and the Tigers roar
Modest beginnings to a whopping tenth year
Soul will rock glitzy London to the core

Milano and Stepney a […]

Liverpool 0-1 Fulham

In the run up to the cup final
Rugged Fulham were tough as vinyl

Single goal the final score

Martin Skrtel with a gift
Doni beaten ever so swift

First Anfield win enters […]

Norwich 0-3 Liverpool

Cold-bloodedly raiding possession
Gerrard shadowed and deprived the Fox
Tapping the ball to the Uruguayan
Touch and curl past Ruddy in the box

Chic nutmeg to leave Ward marooned
Slippery […]

Happy Anfield returns for Woy
Liverpool 0-1 West Brom

Happy homecoming for Woy
No sentiments, no soft spots
Baggies felt the force of the Anfield cannon
As Liverpool unleashed eighteen shots

Then there were […]

Blackburn 2-3 Liverpool

In a dramatic duel at Ewood
Reds dug one out from the grime
Erratic Doni sent packing
But Carroll sealed it in injury time

Emotions and adrenaline ran amok
Both opponents went all out […]

Liverpool 1-1 Aston Villa

Avoiding a seventh loss in eight
Chris Herd’s goal making things steeper
Exploiting an error with much thanks
From Doni the debutant keeper

Reds peppered twenty one shots
Thrice […]

Newcastle 2-0 Liverpool

Pepe’s red added to the trouble
After Cisse struck home a double
Ben Arfa Daley conducted the choir

Open goal for the odd fellow
Big Andy dived and got a yellow
Geordies extinguishing t […]

Liverpool 1-2 Wigan

Dominant in posession
Until that terrible penalty
Skrtel nearly breaking Moses’ jaw
Maloney dispatched confidently 

Gerrard found the Uruguayan
Suarez levelled after the restart
Steering […]

QPR 3-2 Liverpool

Having spoken to Stan Bowles that morning 
I said the Reds were like the British weather
“It’ll be close but we’ll sneak a tight win”
Was the opinion of Rangers greatest player

Coates shows […]

Liverpool 3-0 Everton

When the Anfield tank bore down
Filling blue boots with dread
Gerrard the holder of the crown
For he’s a Scouser born and bred

Endowed with all the big game know how
Records rewritten for […]

Sunderland 1-0 Liverpool

It stood there rooted motionless
Assisting the only goal of the game
Better team is anyone’s guess
Placing the Black Cats in the frame

A contest dull and dreary 
Frazier Campbell […]

Liverpool 1-2 Arsenal

I’d called it in a pre match preview
Said watch Walcott and Van Persie
Arsenal wholly reliant on a Robin
Twice the Dutchman ghosted in free

Botched Koscielny clearance
Kuyt’s penalty cou […]

Britain’s greatest post war forward
Gazelle grace, skip of a myna bird
Gold crest for the best conferred
Kenny destined to be the Anfield herd

Glasgow’s Cumbernauld the very first stop
Red success proved the […]

Minute and fifty on the clock
Johnson smashes the Wembley post
Gerrard drives on Kenny’s flock
It’s time to banish that white suited ghost

Battling Bluebirds go on the attack
Mason slots one past Pepe […]

African Nations Cup Final
Zambia 0 Ivory Coast 0
(Zambia win 8-7 on pens)

Chipolopolo remembered the eighteen
Elephants big guns then turned to toast
Drogba, Toure, and Gervinho 
Missing from the spot for Ivory […]

Manchester United 2-1 liverpool

Refusal to shake hands
Fracas before the half time tea
Smelling salts for Fergie’s men
Two in two minutes from Rooney

Hooking the ball past De Gea
El Pistolero lobbed a brick […]