Football Poets

First to five hundred in the League
With Ratcliffe he was Mancot’s Lord Mayor
Planet football bond in sorrow
For Wales most capped outfield player

Part of the famous Leeds quartet
Strachan, McAllister and […]

Liverpool 1-1 Man City

Lukas commanding in the centre
Kenny commanded his Red troops to bleed
Ferocious game of blood and thunder
As Anfield saluted Gary Speed

But the Red machine tottered
Goal off the shoulder […]

Chelsea 1-2 Liverpool

Was it Cech or the Dark Knight?
Red Crusader called for heart and soul
King Kenny’s men on the ropes
Nerves frayed with Drogba’s phantom goal

Mikel trapped, one two with Suarez
Cushioned […]

Edwards, Edelson, Watkins, Charlton
Cast the net that rocked football
Nineteen eighty six the year
For United’s greatest catch of all

Bucharest the continents kings
At the start of the silver jubilee
Bottom […]

Liverpool 0-0 Swansea

Dutchman lights up Guy Fawkes night
Swans warned of a gale force Red storm
Fireworks ready for an ice cold game
But Michel kept his team nice and Vorm

Kuyt upstaged by his countryman
Lou […]

West Brom 0-2 Liverpool 
 
Baggies chief relived the nightmare
Roy, the man the Kop forgot 
Suarez axed, up stepped Adam
Banishing all demons from the spot
 
Goal threat turns assist
El Pistolero with the Red per […]

Did Delia prepare the pre match nosh?
Culinary delights stemmed a Red revolt
Skrtel and Suarez kissed the woodwork
Whilst the visitors refused to Holt

As the fierce Liverbird swooped
Pelted with a yellow sponge […]

Liverpool 1-1 Manchester United

The “biggest game in club football”
Sees the weak bench of a contender 
In the race for derrière splints
United had the subs blockbuster

Twelve hundred Red goals in the P […]

Everton 0-2 Liverpool

Premier duel with the most reds
Cards, not the outfit from across the park
Dalglish returns to Goodison
Eight goal draw the last benchmark

End of the Rod for Jack
Martin Atkinson in the […]

Statesman, commander in chief
How the Red vision has grown
His family have to share
The man millions claim as their own

“Success for the people”
Through “success for the club”
Glenbuck’s gift turned the boot ro […]

Here endeth a two match losing run
Barclays Premier League victory
Bayed the visitors to Anfield
As McCarthy set his Wolf pack free

Roger Johnson an own goal
Magical Suarez strike was sublime
Charlie Adam’s shot […]

Tottenham 4-0 Liverpool

A day when the Red army imploded
Ran ragged by Spurs crown jewel
Total screamer from Modric
Brace by film star Emmanuel

Suarez ruled out by Mike Jones
Defoe turned the master key
Adam […]

Outrageous, erratic, eccentric
Robbed in Naples by the indomitable Milla
Waltzed with Rincon, Escobar, Asprilla
Carlos Valderrama

Iconic showman from Medellin
Attacked Redknapp’s Wembley howitzer
Acrobatic […]

Pulis arrest at the Potteries
Bellamy the returning Chimera
Penalty whistled by Clattenburg
Walters clumsily fouled by Carra

Smashed straight through Reina
Crouch strutted like Hernando Cortez
Henderson and Adam […]

With golden jacket shining
Amid banter and camaraderie
Steward Carl of Anfield
Face at the scene of Amity

Knight of the stand struts
Marshalling the Centenary
Herself a rep at Goodison
Bootle Jan say’s he’s just […]

Beamed today the new faces
Hearty applause for the king
Henderson gets off the mark
Cue “Stevie Heighway on the wing”

Martin steps in for Martin
Owen Coyle’s troops get the shredder
Skrtel doubling the […]

Arsenal 0-2 Liverpool

King Kenny hailed ‘fantastic’ Arsene
Frimpong’s hot head cost dear
Away win in the eleventh year
When Dalglish’s men upped the gear

Facing the Reds midfield
Sky Blue bound Samir Nasri […]

Liverpool 1-1 Sunderland

Red charges rouse Anfield
For the campaign’s curtain raiser
After sending the spot kick into orbit
Suarez scores the season’s opener

Adam and Enrique assured
Downing ran and smashed the […]

Tranquil land of Thorsvedt,
Solskjaer, Riise
Shattered by a madman’s foray
A nation not alone in grief
We stand united with Norway

Number7
(c) Emdad Rahman

Uruguay 3-0 Paraguay

Second final in two decades
For El Maestro Tabarez
Opening gambit deflected
By El Pistolero Suarez

Exquisite craft from Liverpool
Brilliance from the Red man
Second grafted by Rios
Whistled […]