• The Village Idiot
    Every football club has got them, They’re tiresome, loud and ‘gobby’ There should be ways to stop them getting in, Perhaps I will start a ‘lobby’ I’ve had one or two sit next to me, Up and down the years Some have made me very angry, Some have reduced me into tears The one thing […]
  • Someone killed my football club
    My town, it had a football team, not big, but always ours A lot’s gone wrong at the club of late, more so in the last 48 hours As things got worse from day to day, our anger and frustration Was finally tipped over the edge, with the club placed in ‘administration’ Some thought that […]
  • Football’s strangest ‘injury list’
    When Thierry Henry scored against the blues, he thought it would be really ‘ace’ To celebrate with a corner flag’ but it hit him in the face Man City’s ‘goat’ got carried away, when Anelka he had scored Shaun got carried off, after hurting his foot, kicking an advertising board Rio pulled a muscle in […]
  • The Harlem Globetrotters
    They’re known the world over as a truly great football team They’ve won the world cup five times And play in yellow, blue and green To watch them play their football, you won’t need to travel far Their new ‘home’ appears to be London Robhino, Ronaldinho and Kaka For the last 2 ½ years, they’ve […]
  • 25 Miles
    The question of being a ‘true’ football fan, Really shouldn’t have anyone torn The answer is, the team you should support, Is within 25 miles of where you were born There are only a few good reasons why, You can break this golden rule And supporting Man City, cos’ you hate United, Just makes you […]