• Alan Ball and his Dad
    Is winning at football Just gaining your dad’s approval?
  • Swindon DIv 2 to DIiv 1 Haiku
    Paradise regained Or is it Paradise Lost? Please lose, Milton’s Keynes.
  • Last Minute Goal Haiku
    The last minute goal? Football’s space-time paradox: Infinite finite.
  • Angerland
    In the kingdom they define as the blind, The one eyed man is often called the king, But the man with cosmetic dentistry Isn’t.
  • Club or Country?
    Who cares if England play like wimps, When Swindon win away at the Imps.