Poems tagged ‘modern top flight football’
The State Of The Game (A Modern Revision)
how did we go from turns in goal
jumpers for goalposts
to breakaway leagues
exorbitant transfer fees
pampered summers on the Gold Coast
tinted windows
over-inflated egos
namby-pambies who fall over when the wind blows?
Neymar- do you know him?
he’ll have fallen over eight times
in the time it takes to say this poem
he was starting to fall
thirty minutes before they kicked a ball
ask a Premier League manager
to play three games in a week they fly into a rage
Eddie Izzard, a portly comic twice a player’s age
ran 27 marathons in 27 days
Richarlison is out
with a dry scalp
your dreams – brought to you by betting firms
our teams – less clubs for the working class
more a ‘brand’ targeted at overseas markets
a rich person’s plaything
toys for tycoons and oligarchs
used to winning on and off the park
paying to get their faces in the papers
their names praised in singing by gullible spectators
hate to cut short the goal celebrations
with talk of sports-washing
and human rights violations
but the suits paying the buck
are in cahoots with those passing the buck
its heart’s corrupt
three straight defeats
the media’s on the manager’s back
engineer someone the sack
the endless inarticulate pundits
the intimation that Jamie Carragher is a wit
is half right
he is a halfwit
look across from the rich seats to the loyal serfs
to the quick feet on the hallowed turf
and tell me- what’s a memory worth?
I see a floated in chip
a Cruyff turn, a flick of the hips
a roar brought to a thousand lips
it’s not the same on TV
price out the kids
sell them only the Rich Six
you deprive them of a sensation beyond money
this simple game, drip-sold
we’ll rename our grounds
give up traditions if you’ve got the pounds
– but remember Webb Ellis
picked the ball up from the ground
and ran with it
let’s follow suit
only give it back when football remembers its roots
when games are accessible to all and not just the suits
when it puts local fans before the global loot
when some listless millionaire remembers the faces
in the stands would give anything to swap places
and lace up those boots
when it’s reborn, reformed, back on track
we’ll give it back, here
have a ball
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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