Poems tagged ‘Women's World Cup’
2011 QF haiku
12 yard spot
no matter what the gender
we’re cursed
2011 top the group
From Karen Carney’s precise through ball
Young Ellen White dispatches with a lob
One – nil to Eng-erland
Puts us ahead – just the job!
Jess Clarke crosses
Ellen again, tries the spectacular
“England have a number nine to be proud of ….”
Nice to hear that back in the vernacular!
And then a pair of Rachels
Settles it for sure
Unitt lays it in
And Yankey twists to score!
Martin Keown says of the French
“their chins’ll be on the floor”
We’ve now avoided Germany
Let’s ‘Hope’ it’s semis “je t’adore!”
2007 Ni-how-ma
The Bible has it
That God took a rib from Adam
To conjure up Eve
That being so
He must have taken Gerd Muller’s boots
To conceive …
Birgit Prinz
Germany wins
A pity
I was rooting for the flair of Brazil
And the magical Marta
All tournament long
She brought her own beauty to the game
This elusive little darter
And I also loved
Seeing the Brazilian girls dancing in the tunnel
A Samba segue
Part of their warm up routine
Along with superstitions, motivation, tactics
And hair spray
But as so often
T’was Teutonic efficiency uber alles
And Germany won the day
But victory too
For Women’s football as an attraction
Game on : fair play
2007 Geishas
Marta, Prinze, Smith – new football icons
gushing geishas in the Beautiful Game
proving that in this new order
the old heavyweights are pretty much just the same!
2007 pink salmon haiku
Hope springs eternal
Kelly Smith leaps like a salmon
We’re in the pink!
2007 ‘man to man’
Quote from the German team coach :
“I hope that streak continues, but it will be a tough game,” said Germany coach Silvia Neid.
“But the game against England will be a totally different game. England is good in defence and plays well man to man.”
So, football colloquial speak
Overrides the physical reality
I wonder would Emily Pankhurst
Revel in this playful gender neutrality?
But football is football
As per another cliché
So I’ll be cheering for England
When we pitch against the Germans today
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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