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A-Sken For Trouble

Jim Dolbear

Wednesday, January 14th, 2015

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Come in Mr Maroon why you in distress,
“cos the wife wears the trousers I must confess.
Why your Mr Car-Goal he send you along.
I teach respect and calmness,so what is wrong..
The goals have dried up I can”t seem to score,
One reason I don”t play away any more.
Last time we suggested 4-4-2,
The boss came back with fried rice and vindaloo.
Defence is failing he said with a stammer
The wise one said,”try some nails and a hammer”.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The wise one stroked his beard for a while and said,
“Your team like cowboy with too many shooters and not enough ammo”
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© jim dolbear.14.01.2015.

Notes

The loyal Man Utd supporters must have choked on their cornflakes when they read about the suggetion of a mind guru.to sort out their players form.
It”s a bit late but ,May 2015 be the best you have ever seen.
jim.

Editor: Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal is so hell bent on transforming his underperforming stars into title contenders he’s enlisting the help of Grandmaster Sken.

According to a report in The Sun, the ‘Thai boxing guru’ is going to help the Red Devils players get in the right frame of mind for games.(Source:Talksport)

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-sken-for-trouble/