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Agents Got the Players Nobbled [the Charlton Rap]

FoggontheTyne

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 agents got the players nobbled
an the money’s being gobbled
fans are paying froo the nose
but that’s just ow it goes

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 people aint got no respect
for a game they all neglect
an the papers they all bore us
like yor good ol Cockerel Chorus

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 [nice one cyril, nice one son, nice one cyril, let’s av anuvver one]

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 yeah yeah oi said yor Cockerel Chorus
an them songs wot used to bore us
in the days of nice one cyril
an Tranmere’s on the Wirral

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 nah take yor bloomin Orient
theyre on no bloomin glory unt
but good ol dingalingy
e’s not a bad ol fingy

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 nah Charwlton’s making profit
but the board don’t want to cough it
wiv twenty mill up front
then we’d be in the unt

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 yeah we’d be up there wiv em cool
wiv Manyoo, Blues and Liverpool
yeah we’d be on a roll
though it won’t be no stroll

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 A pint of Larndun Pride
an nik naks on the side
yeah mine’s a Larndun Pride
an nik naks on the side

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 you gotta keep the faif
an always play it safe
yeah build that squad by stages
an keep an eye on wages

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 then praps it comes art right
we stay in the top flight
an keep the punters appy
so nuffink aint too crappy

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 so finally in conclusion
let’s not av no delusion
ard times are ere to stay
slet’s ear you mushes say

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 Charlton Charlton Charlton

13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 yeah respect

© Nick Fleischmann 2006 [FoggontheTyne]

Notes

Sarf Larndun rap…it’s a commentary on the state of fings in the style of Curbs.

Cockerel Chorus – Spurs fans tribute of the early 70s – only hit was “Nice One Cyril”

dingalingy = Martin Ling, manager of Orient.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/agents-got-the-players-nobbled-the-charlton-rap/