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Bored with Barca

P Maguire

Thursday, April 5th, 2012

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 But not Bad Boy Balotelli
He’s a Frankie Worthington in bling
Stan Bowles with a decent haircut
One or two spectacular goals
For metube and fame is sign sealed and twittered
But Barca for all of their verve and joie de vivre
Are (whisper) boring
It’s the just say No camp
Messi is massive yes
But the circus is not quite as entertaining
As the billboard proclamations promise
There’s something missing
That human equation that troubled Kepler
Unpredictablitiy
The Laws of Science suggest
In all probability Barca will win
But a Bayern Blues battle
Would give Newton a laugh
Upset the odds
And rewrite headlines already indelibly inked.

Notes

Issac Newton apparently was known to only ever laugh once in his life!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/bored-with-barca/