Bungs,Bribes,and Backhanders
¶ 1
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Only the keeper to beat
but he pulls the ball wide,
how could he miss from there
“has he got something to hide ?”
¶ 2
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That’s not like him at all
he’s usually mild mannered and fair,
but he’s gone and got sent off
“what the hell’s going on there ?”
¶ 3
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The referee’s having a nightmare
some of his decisions are queer,
now he’s given a dodgy penalty
“come on ref,what’s happening here ? ”
¶ 4
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Only seconds left in the game
they just need to hold on for the draw,
“oh no, he’s put through his own net
what did he do that for ? ”
¶ 5
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“Is it me just suffering from paranoia ?
but I swear that this match is a fix,
because we’re bottom of the Conference
and we’ve just hit Barcelona for six ! “
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