Can Bing Win the Next World Cup (or Euros or Afcon or the Asian Cup)?
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A.I. is a saviour and the new soccer sleuth,
here to solve online searches for footballing truth.
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So, is the Golden Boot made of real gold?
Can a 47-year-old be trusted to play well in goal?
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Did Hungary once feature Bela Lugosi?
Does just turning up get you a World Cup trophy?
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How on earth did Scotland qualify for the Euros?
Will there be more dancing in the streets of Montrose?
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If the Neville brothers got to play 144 games for England,
why can’t I, my cat, and my uncle’s new grandchildren?
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Come on Bing, and other service providers,
clear up these mysteries with your definitive answers.
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Isn’t football a simple game of ninety minutes? If so,
give us next week’s score, but only tell me who’s gonna win it.
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