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Can Bing Win the Next World Cup (or Euros or Afcon or the Asian Cup)?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 A.I. is a saviour and the new soccer sleuth,
here to solve online searches for footballing truth.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 So, is the Golden Boot made of real gold?
Can a 47-year-old be trusted to play well in goal?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Did Hungary once feature Bela Lugosi?
Does just turning up get you a World Cup trophy?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 How on earth did Scotland qualify for the Euros?
Will there be more dancing in the streets of Montrose?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 If the Neville brothers got to play 144 games for England,
why can’t I, my cat, and my uncle’s new grandchildren?

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Come on Bing, and other service providers,
clear up these mysteries with your definitive answers.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Isn’t football a simple game of ninety minutes? If so,
give us next week’s score, but only tell me who’s gonna win it.

Notes

Of course, Bing can’t win any of these trophies. Bing is a digital entity, not a football team for an entire country, so it tells me.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/can-bing-win-the-next-world-cup-or-euros-or-afcon-or-the-asian-cup/