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Chelsea 4-1 Wigan

Borat Skorbard

Tuesday, February 12th, 2013

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Rumours abound
At the ground
That if Rafa loses
Roman chooses
The Conquistador
For the revolving door

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 No such luck….
Although we nearly chuck
Away a comfortable lead
Nearly another nose bleed

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Goal one, Luis, Torres, Ramires
A swift incisive move
Just goes to prove
Our class

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Goal two, a super pass
From AZ to Hazard:
A finish that doesn’t involve a ball boy
Bringing unto us, all joy

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Goal three, Maloney beats offside
Rounds Cech and a gentle slide
Into an empty net
It was all so cosy, yet….

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 We ponder
Another 2 goal led to squander?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Goal four, a relieved roar
Mata tees up
For a knees-up
For Frankie boy
His super joy
Only four more
For the record

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Goal five, a headed dive
In a last minute burst
Marko Marin
Dives in for his first

© Borat Skorbard, February 9th 2013

Notes

Premiership match # 26

At 2-1 we looked shaky.
The scoreline did no justice to Wigan.

Rumours before the match that Roberto Martinez was on Roman’s radar

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/chelsea-4-1-wigan/