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Come Three-O-Clock On Saturday.

kevin john patrick raymond

Tuesday, April 5th, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 After the tribulations of the working week
That have left you feeling rotton
Come three-o-clock on Saturday
All of thats forgotten!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Your wife has gone and left you
With love you were besotten
Come three-o-clock on Saturday
All of thats forgotten!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Your kids have smashed your car up
The bill will be a lotten
Come three-o-clock on Saturday
All of thats forgotten

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Your Saturday is precious
If your teams at home
As you prepare to leave
To go to the match
Don’t answer the phone
Tele sales will be telling you how
To slash your telephone bill
Or trying to sell you insurance
That will stop you being ill

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 All of these distractions
Make a list from top to bottom
Come three-o-clock on Saturday
All of thats forgotten!!!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 There trouble on the underground
Blimmin trains that keep on stoppen
Come three-o-clock on Saturday
All of thats forgotten

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Now that your a batchelor
What about the shopping?
Come three-o-clock on Saturday
All of thats forgotten

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 You’ve got a German girlfriend now
Her name is Magda Votton
She wants to come
To the match with you
You tell her its verboten
You’ve gone and hurt her feelings
Upset her something rotten
Come three-o-clock on Saturday
All of thats forgotten!!!

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 peace

© kjp raymond 2005

Notes

Excuse the spelling its quite deliberate! If Ogden Nash can do it so can I !

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/come-three-o-clock-on-saturday/