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DRFC (In praise of Leo Fortune-West, a.k.a. the Emile Heskey of South Yorkshire)

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Oh Doncaster, Oh Doncaster,
The mighty Rovers reign;

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The greatest team in South Yorkshire,
You drive me quite insane –
You play so well against the best,
Then lose to someone lame.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 A pound of flesh, a virgin child,
I would sacrifice to your cause,
Just hoof it up into the box,
And hope some donkey scores.

Notes

Are 4 successive promotions and a successful European run just too much to ask for?

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/drfc-in-praise-of-leo-fortune-west-a-k-a-the-emile-heskey-of-south-yorkshire/