Euro 2008 V : mixed bag : days 4 – 9
¶ 1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Euro 2008 – Day 4 – Fight analogy
¶ 2
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Ding, ding
End of Round One
Already so many aching joints
And it’s the heavyweights ahead on points
Does anyone else have a puncher’s chance?
Perhaps ex-Champs France?
Italy will have to haul themselves off the canvas
But I fear they won’t make the count;
And no matter how many attacks they may mount –
The flyweights haven’t a prayer
¶ 3
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From the viewpoint of my settee’d lair
If you allow me to mix my analogies
(for which I proffer pre-apologies)
I accept that I may be panned
But it’s hard to see beyond
The tag team of SPorGerland
¶ 4
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Spain 4 – 1 Russia
Greece 0 – 2 Sweden
¶ 5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 ~~~
¶ 6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Euro 2008 – Day 5 – H2o
¶ 7
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There was more surface water
Than H2o in Lake Geneva
And so it proved to favour
Any host busy as a beaver
¶ 8
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It left the Swiss ahead and the oppo dammed (sic)
But the groundsmen’s half time forking
Swung the match away from their compatriots
Ensuring it’s the Turks about whom we’re talking!
¶ 9
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Switzerland 1 – 2 Turkey
Portugal 3 – 1 Czech Republic
¶ 10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 ~~~
¶ 11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Day 6
¶ 12
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Croatia 2 – 1 Germany
Austria 1 – 1 Poland
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¶ 14 Leave a comment on verse 14 0 Euro 2008 – Day 7 – Le Bon : non!
¶ 15
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Simon LeBon wants to bring a smile to Mona Lisa
By performing(?!?) at the Louvre
Well she has nothing else to be happy about
As France fail to improve
¶ 16
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Holland 4 – 1 France
Italy 1 – 1 Romania
¶ 17
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And Duran Duran announce plans to play live at The Louvre
¶ 18 Leave a comment on verse 18 0 ~~~
¶ 19 Leave a comment on verse 19 0 Day 8
¶ 20
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Sweden 1 – 2 Spain
Greece 0 – 1 Russia
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¶ 22 Leave a comment on verse 22 0 Day 9
¶ 23
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Turkey the Comeback Kings –
But what of the downfallen?
A clanger by Cech
Leaves his country folk bawlin’
¶ 24
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Petr holds his hands up
And takes full responsibility –
We’re left wondering if all the facial knocks
Has affected his bravery and agility
¶ 25
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But what of his defence?
They went missing too
And their lack of protection
Was a factor in the Turkish coup
¶ 26
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Switzerland 2 – 0 Portugal
Turkey 3 – 2 Czech Republic
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