Fancy a bite to eat ?
¶ 1
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He’s got razor sharp teeth
designed to gnaw and bite
he likes to go for the Arm
where he’ll chew and grip on tight.
¶ 2
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Is this a Canine you’re describing
a wild and and feral Beast
who likes to feed on Humans
and on Flesh he loves to feast ?
¶ 3
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What do you mean it’s a Footballer
and who plays for Liverpool
so it’s not a rabid animal then
or some crazy blood lust Ghoul ?
¶ 4
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What punishment will he get
on him the F.A. could go to town ?
because if he was somebody’s Dog
he’d have to get put down.
¶ 5
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There’s news Liverpool may have to sell
or fit him with a Muzzle during a game
but they say he’s very good around kids
and on Walkies he’s ever so tame !
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