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Football’s most wanted

Clik The Mouse

Tuesday, March 15th, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Wanted : Stenographer –
to record all the onfield dialogue – must be good with asterisks
Wanted : replacement referee –
and a sunbed, must have a tan, to rival Anders Frisk’s
Wanted : Barbara Woodhouse type –
to put an end to all this dogging
Wanted : prolific goalscorer –
with halitosis – to put an end to all that snogging
Wanted : pharmacist
for drug testing, to flush out all the dopes
Wanted : promising debutante –
must be like a pin cushion – for all the hopes ……

© Clik the mouse, 15th March 2005

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/footballs-most-wanted/