Get A German To Take All Yer Pens!
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After the debacle of last summers World Cup
When it all went pearshaped in the end
At Chelsea this season the games up
We’ve a German to now take our pens
¶ 2
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Frank, you look tired, are still much admired
But yer spots kicks drive me round the bend
If you must be for us play, please don’t get in the way
When a German is taking our pens
¶ 3
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That spot kick may be our best chance
Of nicking a closely fought match
So before the fat lady sings let it be Ballack or Frinze
To step and give that spot kick a whack
¶ 4
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They don’t seem to miss and I promise you this
The tally up come seasons end
Will be in double figures with sharpshooter vigour
When a German is taking yer pens
¶ 5
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We all know the English are useless
When it comes down to taking spot kicks
So if you must take a pen every now and again
Get it spotted by Helmut or Fritz!
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