|

Get A German To Take All Yer Pens!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 After the debacle of last summers World Cup
When it all went pearshaped in the end
At Chelsea this season the games up
We’ve a German to now take our pens

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Frank, you look tired, are still much admired
But yer spots kicks drive me round the bend
If you must be for us play, please don’t get in the way
When a German is taking our pens

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 That spot kick may be our best chance
Of nicking a closely fought match
So before the fat lady sings let it be Ballack or Frinze
To step and give that spot kick a whack

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 They don’t seem to miss and I promise you this
The tally up come seasons end
Will be in double figures with sharpshooter vigour
When a German is taking yer pens

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 We all know the English are useless
When it comes down to taking spot kicks
So if you must take a pen every now and again
Get it spotted by Helmut or Fritz!

5

Notes

Sorry Frank mate you’re looking jaded, especially when it comes to the dead ball situations. We all know the Germans are the best penalty takers in the World. So leave it to Michael Ballack from now on and you have good rest for yourself!

peace

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/get-a-german-to-take-all-yer-pens/