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Getting Things Off My Chest Part Two

kevin halls

Friday, September 17th, 2010

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 And what about the casual part time supporter
Who turns up out of the blue and sits in your seat
That’s the one you’ve bought a season ticket for
And not for a fairweather “fan” from off the street.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 And why do clubs keep changing their kits ?
Then charge you forty quid just for the shirt
You know that they’re worth about a tenner
And half the shirt is covered in a silly advert.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Please can England next time have a manager
That’s from England and not from a foriegn land
What’s wrong with having a home grown boss
Instead of being stuck with one we can’t understand.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 And can we just have one commentator
When covering a game on the radio or T.V.
Their incessant gibberish can ruin the match
Whether it’s Arsenal v Chelsea or Crewe versus Torquay.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Who’s great idea was it to change the ball ?
And in doing so went and ruined the World Cup
It ended up flying all over the pitch like a balloon
Turning the tournament into one mighty cock-up.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Still I’m fine now I’ve had a good moan
And looking forward to our next match
But I’ve decided not to pay an electricity bill
So I can afford a programme and a nice bacon batch !

© kevin halls. 17.09.10.

Notes

That’s it now I’ve got it all of my chest, now I’ll have to balance it out with some positive things from our great sport, there must be some I can list !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/getting-things-off-my-chest-part-two/