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If Eminem Played Footy

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 If Eminem played footy
Which name would he choose
For the back of his shirt
Would it be plain MATHERS?
Or something very rude!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 If Eminem played footy
What position would he play
Hatchet man or striker
Would he rap up games a solo star
Or send for Dr. Dre!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 If Eminen played footy
Would he large it up with soul
And just for once
Ignore his crotch
And instead grab a brace of goals!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/if-eminem-played-footy/