Is Mourinho Looking Slightly Haggard?
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Have the freebies with Gillette been cancellled
Is the unkempt look the latest rage
Is the pressure getting to the special one
Does Mourinho need a shave?
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Is this gaunt look for the cover of his new book
Is grey hair all part of the job
When will he start to smile again
And open up his gob?
¶ 3
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The chasing pack are boring
With cliched quotes galore
At least when our manager opens his trap
The press boys shout “Encore”
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This campaign as champs who reign
Looks like its taken its toll
On a bloke who minus his overcoat
Is really on a double roll
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The forward line is standing up
The goals are flowing in
The way we play’s a joy to watch
And its all down to him
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So come on Jose lighten up
Your looks are slightly grave
Giz a smile brighten up
And get yerself a shave!
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