Have the freebies with Gillette been cancellled
Is the unkempt look the latest rage
Is the pressure getting to the special one
Does Mourinho need a shave?
Is this gaunt look for the cover of his new book
Is grey hair all part of the job
When will he start to smile again
And open up his gob?
The chasing pack are boring
With cliched quotes galore
At least when our manager opens his trap
The press boys shout “Encore”
This campaign as champs who reign
Looks like its taken its toll
On a bloke who minus his overcoat
Is really on a double roll
The forward line is standing up
The goals are flowing in
The way we play’s a joy to watch
And its all down to him
So come on Jose lighten up
Your looks are slightly grave
Giz a smile brighten up
And get yerself a shave!