Is Mourinho Looking Slightly Haggard?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Have the freebies with Gillette been cancellled
Is the unkempt look the latest rage
Is the pressure getting to the special one
Does Mourinho need a shave?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Is this gaunt look for the cover of his new book
Is grey hair all part of the job
When will he start to smile again
And open up his gob?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The chasing pack are boring
With cliched quotes galore
At least when our manager opens his trap
The press boys shout “Encore”

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 This campaign as champs who reign
Looks like its taken its toll
On a bloke who minus his overcoat
Is really on a double roll

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 The forward line is standing up
The goals are flowing in
The way we play’s a joy to watch
And its all down to him

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 So come on Jose lighten up
Your looks are slightly grave
Giz a smile brighten up
And get yerself a shave!


The special one looks in need of a good makeover.

Perhaps them two posh birds can sort him out?



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