It’s A Dogs Life!
¶ 1
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The dog was more upset than me
That day you sneaked away
So much was left unspoken of
So much we had to say?
¶ 2
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He whimpered as you closed the door
As your doc martens tapped he wailed
Though I tried hard to console him
T’was all to no avail!
¶ 3
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As we sat there on the sofa
The poor thing look distressed
His mournful eyes in no uncertain terms
Told me he was depressed!
¶ 4
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I turned on Sky to pass the time
To take his mind off things
As Richard Keys came into view.
He started blubbering!
¶ 5
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As the camera focused on the crowd
Who was there but you
You’d sneaked out to watch the Spurs away
Whilst married to a Blue!
¶ 6
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The ructions that we had that night
The air indoors turned Blue
But you explained in Black and White
What Spurs had done for you!
¶ 7
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The dulcet tones of Martin Jol
You said had got you hooked
Especially in that interview
That he did with Garth Crooks!
¶ 8
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You said that Tony from The Soprano’s
Reminded you of Jol
Plus the passionate acrobatics
When Robbie scores a goal
¶ 9
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Each to her own I said to you
Later on that night
You’d rather Martin Jol than Mourinho
Are you sure you feel alright?
¶ 10
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Robbie Keane where’s he been
I find that hard to grasp though
If you want passion with your goals
Go and check out Hernan Crespo!
¶ 11
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The dog is much more settled now
Each time you leave the house
He knows that Spurs are just a passing phase
That soon will peter out!
¶ 12
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You think you really know some one
Till they cause your heart to pain
Why can’t she come to Stamford Bridge
Instead of White Hart Lane?
¶ 13
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The dog and me are true Chelsea
That’s forever to be sure
And her indoors? Though sadness irks
Still goes to watch the Spurs!
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