My Mum the Football Tart
¶ 1
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Alan Hansen, Ally McCoist, Alan Ball what is she like?
Give me strength mum take a hike!
Football is not about how a player does look
Get in the kitchen you need to cook!
¶ 2
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Now shes into Wayne Rooney
I swear I’ll end up going looney!!!
Not knowing the rules of our beautiful game
Reading OK for Becks and the fame.
¶ 3
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Don’t get me wrong my ma is fab
But you should hear her she can’t have gab!!!
Offside what is that she would ask
Pull up a chair mum this is quite a task.
¶ 4
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So I explain the rules of the game
Mum looks puzzled all the same
Giving up I admit defeat
To my mum I am beat!!!
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