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The stands were an ocean of pink and brown scarves,
All come to cheer on the debacle.
The match, like their bums, was a game of two halves,
And each player was sharp in the tackle.
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The goalie was injured when he dived on a thistle,
Though the doctor was very impressed.
The referee sported a very small whistle,
And a streaker ran on fully dressed.