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Greek tragedy
Smash those plates,
Smash those plates
Once and for all
No Retsina please
No Retsina please
It’s a Greek tragedy
It’s a Greek tragedy
We blame you Homer
We blame you Homer
That Greek chap
That Greek chap
Apollo Apollo
Apollo Apollo
It’s definitely your fault
It’s definitely your fault
Oh Lee Carsley
Oh Lee Carsley
Woeful England
Woeful England
Wembley woebegone
Wembley woebegone
Desperate, defeated
Desperate, defeated
Move on again
Move on again
The Grandstand Teleprinter
A great memory from a time long gone.
The Grandstand Teleprinter on BBC1!
David Coleman stood beside camera 3.
But only the Teleprinter appeared on TV!
The Teleprinter would often stall or pause.
Kept you in suspense for the final scores!
It would judder and whirl and chatter away.
That was all very high tech back in the day!
If a team scored a big hat full, you could tell.
The Teleprinter put the tally in words as well!
If a team scored an amazing 7 goals or more.
It was typed as a worded, bracketed score!
Can you imagine VAR in existence back then?
Only one score would be typed instead of 10!
The confused Teleprinter would blow a fuse.
Did a goal stand did a team win, draw or lose?
At 4.40 the Teleprinter took centre stage.
I’d wait for our result to appear on the page.
That was in the days of a 10 minute half time.
Injury time only added if the weather was fine!
So, by 4.45 most games were over and done.
As for me…I’d be praying Liverpool had won!
Letter by letter Liverpool’s name would appear.
A Teleprinter glitch was then my biggest fear!
But most times, the Teleprinter worked a treat.
And the correct final scores it would complete!
Then technology moved on, I’m saddened to say.
And so the loveable Teleprinter soon had its day.
Johan Neeskens- a Dutch master dies
And so football bows its head
For a Dutch master
From its greatest team
Of World Cup editions
When 1974 and 1978
Belonged to the golden age
Johan Neeskens
Dies but certainly
Not without recognition
Since Johan was born
Among a glittering array
Of stars and men
Who embraced Total Football
In a way a mother or father
Hugs their son or daughter
We speak of Neeskens
But have to include Cruyff,
The King of that noble castle
Krol, Rensenbrink, Van Hanaghem
Neeskens was a full time architect
In a team of builders and
Reinvention, always riffing
And always models of improvisation
With or without the ball
Neeskens was the emotional fulcrum
Handsome as his extraordinary colleagues
Measuring, always at ease
Seeing things that very few saw
Never quite as feted as Cruyff
Since Cruyff was tying all
Of his defenders in twisted knots
And blood vessels
But Neeskens was the barometer
The gauge behind the
Orange revolution
Always gazing around at
The bigger picture
Thinking one step ahead
Of the rest
Incomparable genius
Goal scorer of course
But contemplating
The future rather than the
Past, always on the
Same page as his Dutch
Crowned kings
A radical visionary
The Dutch template
Two successive World Cups
Slipped agonisingly from
His grasp
Netherlands
Losers in two finals
But nobody blamed
Neeskens since
He was immune from
The snipers, the bullies
Neeskens had everything
In his locker
Touch, awareness,
Almost a sixth sense
A premonition of goals
Stepovers and dragbacks
When the mood suited him
Since the Dutch could
Multi task, spin a thousand
Plates at the same time
But Johan Neeskens
Rose above the carnage
And madness of
Football’s red and yellow cards
The ferocious fouls
And the sumptuous stylists
Even though he too could
Get stuck in
Passing with scientific
Succinctness
Knowing where the goal was
Studying the game
In the quietest of
Footballing libraries
Barcelona clutched him
To their heart
Like a beloved son
But the Netherlands
Claimed him as
Part of their family
And never looked back
Again
This Old Turnstile
like them all before
I’m one more who makes their way
through this old turnstile ~
Business as usual
It’s business as usual
It almost feels like a
Throwback
When John, Paul, Ringo
And George
Were a worldwide phenomenon
And Sergeant Peppers was
A cultural icon
Listen to the sweetest larynxes
Of the Kop
When Anfield was the place
To be, clearly and powerfully
Heard and seen
Unmistakably so
Liverpool will never walk alone
And now back
At the top of the pile
Premier League pacesetters
It was never in any doubt
Yesterday ransacking the
Cottagers of Fulham
Get out of their property
Craven Cottage, still a
Thriving industry
Holding their own
Under Marco Silva
But demolished by
The wrecking ball
Of Arne’s army
Liverpool lording it
Again at the top
Of the Premier League
The flying Dutchman
A gentle, tranquil wind
In the air
Amid the canals and windmills
Of Liverpool’s
Watertight defence and
Purring, humming attack
Meanwhile back at the
London Stadium
Your claret and blue
Squadron of battle hardened
Soldiers
Finally crack open
The bubbly
West Ham, awake
From a hat-trick of
Home discomforts
No longer the laughing stock
Of those who still believe
David Moyes should
Still be in charge
Finally the penny drops
Trouble at the Olympic Stadium
Lopetegui, knives were out
Gallows and executioners
Sharpening blades
The sack race is poised
And ready to go
Sack that Spanish toreador
But fourth defeat
On home turf
Avoided thankfully
Yesterday autumn parked itself
On the lush green turf
Of the Olympic Stadium
Shadows stretching their limbs
Across the verdant acres
Of wide expanses
Of East End pasturelands
Which is where Ipswich
Came in from their world
Of cattle and livestock
Where the crops have yet
To yield a harvest
Of form or goals
This is the Premier League
And the Tractor Boys
Have yet to hit the ground
Running, instead wading in
Treacle and stuck fast
Near the bottom of the
Top flight
Languishing in the Plankton
Yet to adjust and acclimatise
Familiarising themselves
With the script and punchline
Of the Premier League’s
Latest episodes
Yesterday Antonio after 50 seconds
Flicking home the opener
For the Irons
And then suddenly Suffolk
Hearts were boosted
Surprisingly and unexpectedly
Delap drilling home the equaliser
Now the grumbling throats
Of the harrumphing Hammers
Growled their dissent and discord
Not again surely they
Cry in unison
The natives were restless
Dumbstruck and despairing
What will become
Of those euphoric European
Heroes when Prague
Was once conquered?
Then just before half time
A light at the end of
The darkest tunnel
Mo Kudus showered with kudos
Scrambling home via Antonio
And the crossbar
Give that man a seat
Now the second half
And the music has rhythm
Claret and blue
Orchestras tuned and
Hitting melodic heights
Pacqueta spicing up
The coffee beans
Of the Brazilian blend
Neatness and artistry
Whenever the mood took him
Illustrations and pictures
In his mind
Before Soucek, Emerson,
Rodriguez from the pampas
Of Argentina
Carve open the blue fields
Of Ipswich
Sowing the seeds of more
Ripened crops
But then,
Stopped in their tracks
Firstly Jarrod, the captain
Bowen at his most
Sharp eyed and observant
Runs and runs
Before cutting back onto
That lethal, favoured feet
Third goal at a heartbeat
West Ham home and hosed
No way back for newly promoted
Ipswich
What on earth would Sir Bobby
And Sir Alf made of the
Modern incarnation?
When Portman Road almost
Saw yet another fruition
Of best laid plans
When Crawford and Phillips
Mariner, Gates, Mick Mills
Eric Gates
Were always on song
But the class of 2024 is
A labour of love
The potters wheel yet to
Produce from the
Finest clay
But yesterday
Pacqueta finishes
With fourth
The Hammers happy again
Glazed earthenware
Yesterday a masterclass
Masterpiece.
That’s the way to do it
West Ham
Up into mid table safety
Yet to reach double figures
But London Stadium
Not quite as toxic
Or inflammatory
Four goals in the East End
Now there’s a rarity
Mini celebrations
Let the panic dissolve
Like pills in water
Soothe savage breasts
Victory lives again
Take it easy
West Ham
International breaks
To calm raging storms
A hint of revolt
Now stilled and stalled
Early season traumas
May just have vanished
Like stars that wax and wane
Rest worried West Ham
From the woes and cares
Of alarms and agitation
Let the season
Begin here and now
We must hope
A Lot of Hard Work
The whole week long we trained hard for this match.
We practised corners, throw-ins, penalties.
And free kicks too, from fifteen, twenty yards.
Next came an hour of dribbling around cones,
To make sure that our skills were finely honed.
Then sit-ups, press-ups, other such exertions,
To guarantee that we were fully fit –
Our Boss is a great one for risk-aversion.
When match day came, a pep talk from the Gaffer,
To psyche us up, ensure there were no slackers.
But after all that, how did things pan out?
We did enjoy our fair share of possession.
Yet could not transform that into a lead.
We hit both posts and bar in quick succession,
But lacked the slice of luck you always need.
Appeal for penalty of course denied.
And linesman’s flag went up to show offside.
Then at the death a treach’rous cross came in…
Our Keeper failed to grab… their Striker pounced,
And bunged the ball into the Onion Bag.
So after all that effort, we got beat!
A lot of work, lots of hard work
Went into that defeat.
16/9/2024
Denys E. W. Jones
Happy Birthday Sir Trevor Brooking
Happy Birthday
Sir Trevor Brooking
76 today
Flights of fancy
Whim and impulse
Majesty and elegance
In his white and red blood cells
From birth in Barking
To the Empyrean heights
Of Ron Greenwood’s England
Only his mentor and muse
Could have brought the best
Out of him
Brooking floated and fluttered
Like the most graceful bird
On a whispering breeze
Balletic as Nureyev
Across the muddy battlefields
Of Upton Park
An East End national treasure
Where once Ron and Reggie Kray
Once ruled the roost
With evil, nefarious deeds
Sir Trevor Brooking now
Became lord of the manor
With the right honourable
Bobby Moore
Equally as beautiful
On the eye
Never rattled or perturbed
Remotely, for a minute
Brooking stooped to conquer
In the 1980 FA Cup Final
Of course he did
The unlikeliest headed winner
But that was his forte
We knew that
Against the Gunners
Silenced for a while
Red vapours of defeated smoke
Drifting mournfully
Over the old Wembley
Arsenal beaten for a change
But that’s medieval history
And then there was that shot
Explosive as cordite
Amid Hungarian goulash
In World Cup qualifying
Conflict and battle
Sir Trevor drives home
A wondrous dreamlike
Goal that hits the stanchion
Of the net
In Budapest
Of course it was a goal
But the Nep Stadium
Could hardly believe
The evidence of their
Startled eyes
Sir Trevor Brooking
Decorating hundreds
Of canvases
With artistic brushes
Gliding and pirouetting
Stateliness in claret and blue
Peacock plumage
Skipping gingerly
Through minefields of tackles
Shielding the ball
Protecting it tenderly
Like the kid in the street
Who owns it, treats
It like his best friend
Swaying this way
Dancing the next
Trapping it gorgeously
This precious diamond
At his twinkling feet
His relationship with a ball
Lifelong and affectionate
Happy Birthday
Sir Trevor Brooking
A stunning example
To all
The Match Day Hot Dog Seller
When close to the ground…you could always tell.
You were suddenly greeted by that Hot Dog smell!
On every corner, there was a mobile Hot Dog stand.
A seller at the ready, with a bread roll in his hand!
Walking to The Kop, it was my teen pre match treat.
Back then, food hygiene standards took a back seat!
In fact, I don’t think they even had a ‘seat’ at all.
Not when you judge the state of that Hot Dog stall!
The sellers wore long white coats, just like Lab men.
Coats, not been washed since I don’t know when!
Venders puffed on their ciggies, with a smokers cough.
But even that wasn’t enough to put people off!
On the stall, grubby old bottles of mustard and sauce.
And the sellers never had the right change of course!
Trays of onions, swimming deep in last week’s fat.
Can’t imagine todays match goers, putting up with that!
Oh, but that beautiful aroma, was simply one of a kind.
But today at Anfield, that aroma is impossible to find!
Personally, years of eating Hot Dogs, never took its toll.
As my immune system got used to that sausage and roll!
Now sadly disappeared, has the Hog Dog vendors voice.
It’s all different now, ‘customers’ demand a fancy choice!
But back then, most footy fans were a different breed.
As an expensive in-house Stadium menu…we didn’t need!
The sellers should now make a comeback on match day.
With their current food hygiene certificates on display!
And give them nearby toilet facilities, with soap and sink.
So, come on Liverpool City Council…what do you think?
West Ham walloped again
Oh woe West Ham
Walloped without
Legal recourse
Agonising and anguished
At Anfield
Over and over again
Another 5-1 thrashing
Of bloodthirsty savagery
What is to become
Of our claret and blue
Heroes?
Whatever happened to them?
So they told us in the punk
Vernacular
Muddied but studied
From a distance
Useless as a chocolate teapot
Nothing last night
At Liverpool
Probably quite spineless again
Defeatist, submissive, surrendering
As if football were a broken clock
No timing, no appetite, no inclination
Energy drained, just compliant
Fill your boots Liverpool
Men against boys
Not another cliche
But the truth
And nothing but
Oh Lopetegui, the jury
Is deliberating
The court is out
But Brentford on Saturday
Bees gathering over the honey pot
West Ham just hoping
For rainbows and miracles
A win will do
Just a win or two
A busy night in Europe.
It was busy night at the
European conference table
As opposed to the
UEFA conference League
A distinction to be made
Between the two
Since the Champions League
Returned with a flourish
And typical swagger
We knew it would
Because it always does
At this early stage of
The season
Those regulars and
Household legends
Who always seem to turn
Up for the big occasion
Wearing their smartest garb
An air of aristocracy
That never seems to fade
Familiarity never breeds contempt
Those refined feet and cerebral minds
Liverpool, traditional sitting tenants
At all European celebrations
Serial European Cup victors and
Champions League winners
Graceful, gracious and never less
Than charming hosts
Last night sweeping aside
Italian sophisticates
AC Milan, once feared, revered
Deeply admired
The greatest of them all
All over Europe and the world
But Arne Slot’s latest
Footballing royals
Were wandering through
The state rooms
Glittering portraits
On the wall
Liverpool, discount
Them at your peril
Then there was Celtic
The first British ambassadors
To represent the UK delegation
When Chalmers, Gemmill and Murdoch
In 1967, the Lisbon Lions
Roaring on that
Memorable night
Were wee bairns
Full of thrusting youth
Patriotic as haggis and kilts
At hearty Hogmanays
When Scottish eyes were smiling
Last night the green and white hoops
Were at it again
Blasting Slovan Bratislava
To smithereens and total submission
Meanwhile Aston Villa
Now there’s a surprise
But not quite since
Realistically Villa have history
On their side
European Champions in 1982
When the hitherto all conquering
Bayern Munich
Were beaten by the ever alert
Peter Withe hirsute,
Booted and suited
Last night the boys
From Villa Park
Dumped Young Boys
Yes, those juvenile upstarts
From the Swiss alps
Most unceremoniously
On their backside
Italy and Russia
Make their presence felt
Bologna grind out
Bore in stale goal-less
Draw, no score there
Shakhtar, new kids on the block
In recent years
Sadly Russian voices
May have to be silenced
Since dictators have now
Made unforgivable noises
War and football
Orwell knew what he was
Talking about
This is not the right time
For Russian football
To be held to account
For the sins of Putin’s
Bloodthirsty bullyboys
Finally French flair setters
PSG, narrowly edge past
Girona, Italy once again
On the tastiest menus
Appetites never sated
In European club football
We can never get enough
Of its crafts and powerful
Shafts of radiant sunlight
The giants and contenders
To the throne
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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