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Que Sera Sera

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother who I’d support.
Would it be Villa, Leeds or Man U?
Here is her proud retort:

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 “Que sera sera,
Whatever will be will be.
You’re gonna be a Toffee,
Que sera sera.”

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Still I had not made up my mind,
I asked my father who I’d root for.
Would it be Chelsea, Spurs or West Ham?
He let me know the score:

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 “Que sera sera,
Whatever will be will be.
It won’t be no Cockney team,
Que sera sera.”

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 But I was still not quite convinced,
I asked my brother for more advice.
How about That Lot across The Park?
Their Strip looks really nice.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 “OMG, MG,
Don’t follow that Red-Shirt team.
They wouldn’t be right for thee,
Them nor Bill Shankly.”

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Then at that point, said to myself,
“Ma, Pa and Bro, they all agree.
So it looks like I have no choice,
A Toff I’ll have to be.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Que sera sera,
Whatever will be will be.
A Bluenose too I shall be,
Que sera sera…”

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Lots of time now has passed since then,
Next year I shall be sixty-three.
And I’m still here, at this ripe age,
Chanting COYB.

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Que sera sera,
Whatever will be will be.
A Toffee I’ll always be,
Que sera sera.

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 9/8/24
Denys E. W. Jones

Notes

The other night I re-watched Hitchcock’s The Man Who Knew Too Much, during which Doris Day sings Que Sera Sera, and that set me off…

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/que-sera-sera-2/