Reasons Why Your Team Lost
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Did you drink your morning coffee
from the cracked mug?
Did you eat two shredded wheat?
¶ 2
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Did you shave, or not shave
(whichever works this season)?
Did you clean your teeth left-handed?
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Did you pick the right shirt,
the ’98 away one with
the cigarette burn on the sleeve?
¶ 4
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Did you get the number 8
and sit upstairs, five rows back?
Did you walk the long way to the ground?
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Did you get your dinner at
the chippy by the bridge, and
your programme from the double denim guy?
¶ 6
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Did your lift your right foot
when the teams ran out, and
untie your lace before the second half?
¶ 7
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Are you – and this is the most important –
wearing your lucky pants?
“Are you – and this is the most important –
wearing your lucky pants?”
(from ‘Reasons Why You Lost’ by Joe Williams)
ALWAYS JOE!
But when it’s cold like tonight at FGR v Mansfield its the Lucky Long Johns..
Rave on Lucky Pants.