Relegation Blues
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A
1. Weel I woke up this mornin’,
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An’ pu’ on m’ kilt an’ sporran,
A7 D
Aye I woke up this mornin’,
A
An’ pu’ on m’ kilt an’ sporran,
E7
Bu’ I didna feel tae happy,
D A
An’ th’ reason I was worryin’…
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Chorus:
E7
I got th’ Scottish
A
Third Division, worst in Britain, feel like quittin’, Relegation Blues,
A7
Aye th’ Scottish
D A
Third Division, much derision, near oblivion, Relegation Blues,
E7
Ha’ y’ heard th’ bad news?
D A
I got th’ Relegation Blues…
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2. Weel I wen’ into th’ kitchen
An’ poured m’self a dram,
Och I wen’ into th’ kitchen
An’ poured m’self a dram,
Bu’ th’ wee team I was toastin’
Are in an awful jam…
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Chorus…. I got th’ Scottish
Third Division, worst in Britain, feel like quittin’, Relegation Blues,
Aye th’ Scottish
Third Division, much derision, near oblivion, Relegation Blues,
Ha’ y’ heard th’ bad news??
I got th’ Relegation Blues…
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3. Weel I ate a piece o’ haggis,
Bu’ it didna taste tae guid,
Och I ate a piece o’ haggis,
Bu’ it didna taste tae guid,
‘Cause m’ team’s been relegated,
Jus’ like I knew they would…
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Chorus… I got th’ Scottish
Third Division, worst in Britain, feel like quittin’, Relegation Blues,
Aye th’ Scottish
Third Division, much derision, near oblivion, Relegation Blues,
Ha’ y’ heard th’ bad news???
I got th’ Relegation Blues…
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4. Weel I wandered oot th’ back door
An’ got on th’ bus t’ toon,
Aye I wandered oot th’ back door
An’ got on th’ bus t’ toon,
I’m awa’ t’ droon m’ sorrow,
‘Cause m’ team is goin’ doon…
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Chorus… I got th’ Scottish
Third Division, worst in Britain, feel like quittin’, Relegation Blues,
Aye th’ Scottish
Third Division, much derision, near oblivion, Relegation Blues,
Ha’ y’ heard th’ bad news????
I got th’ Relegation Blues…
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Repeat Chorus ad nauseam…
(end with bagpipes)
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