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Seasonal Blues – Liverpool 0-2 Chelsea

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Final bend for the Primera
Chelski move to the brink
Cruising a two nil win
Reds disjointed and out of sync

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Gerrard’s assist to Drogba
Blues cheered by the Kop
“A gift,” says Fergie
Lamps seals the belly flop

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 With United set to break the record
Doubt over Rafa’s formation
Not a hint of a Mickey Mouse team
Still here’s my Scouse combination

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 John Lennon, Kim Cattrall
Cilla Black, Alan Bleasdale
Margi Clarke, Peter Sissons
Jennifer Ellison, Alexei Sayle

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Jimmy McGovern, John Peel
Politress Glenda Jackson
Shelagh Fogarty, Clive Barker
Prime Minister William Gladstone

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Harrison, Macca, Ringo
Jenny Frost, Frankie Vaughan
Jimmy Tarbuck, Ricky Tomlinson
Lynda La Plante, Sharon Maughan

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Les Dennis, Ken Dodd, Mel C
John Parrot, Claire Sweeney
Malandra Burrows, Ian Broudie
Pete Burns and Sugababe Heidi

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Stan Boardman, Keith Chegwin
Beryl Bainbridge, Edwina Currie
Carla Lane, Cathy Tyson, Billy Fury
Kenny Everett and Mon Cherie

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Number 7
(c) Emdad Rahman

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/seasonal-blues-liverpool-0-2-chelsea/