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Sounds Just Like Crouch

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 A Peter Crouch figure has come to table-top footy,
the six foot seven inch striker being offered on ebay
for five quid though sounds just like the real thing.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Pete of Subbuteo World, the UK’s sole supplier said:
“What someone has done is take two players,
cut the legs off one of them and then glue them
onto the other player so he’s got extended legs.”

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 “He’s not going to be very strong and because he’s taller
than other players his centre of gravity is going to be
affected and he might fall over too easily.”

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Christopher T. George

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/sounds-just-like-crouch/