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Southampton 1-5 Chelsea

Borat Skorbard

Tuesday, January 8th, 2013

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Oh how to report –
on a match unseen
A game of import
on a vale so green

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 FA Cup stalwarts
up against the Saints
All the magic of Hogwarts
yet where exit taints

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 But why my inattention –
no knowledge of score?
What was the prevention
to counting roar?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Surrounded by beauties
and broken recording device
On entertaining duties
serving Bolly and brown rice *

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Tho’ I can recount
that we posted five
And so can discount
Saints’ opening drive

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 And our leading charge?
new boy Ba
So we’re giving it large
to our new star!

© Borat Skorbard, January 7th 2013

Notes

FA Cup, 3rd round, 7th January 2013

And the draw throws up a potential local derby, one we haven’t had for many, many years…..
Brentford vs Chelsea

The Bees have to beat Southend first, in their replay.

*Keano’s gonna love me!!!!
And poetic licence : Tattinger doesn’t scan as well as Bolly !!!! Either way – it wasn’t mine!!!

Match facts:

Southampton took the lead through Rodgriguez.
Then Chelsea scored (without reply), via….
Demba Ba
Victor Moses
Branislav Ivanovic
Demba Ba
Frank Lampard (pen)

Lamps is now Chelsea’s joint second-highest goal-scorer alongside Kerry Dixon, with 193 goals for the Blues.
Demba Ba scores twice on his debut, signed at the start of the week from Newcastle.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/southampton-1-5-chelsea/