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Television

Alan McKean

Sunday, November 4th, 2007

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Don’t put them on the telly,
Please don’t put them on the box,
They play so bad,
It’s very sad,
They’re not even worth their socks.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Don’t put them on the telly,
‘Cos they never give their all.
The season’s tough,
It’s hard enough,
Let not viewers see their fall.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Don’t put them on the telly,
Such play should ne’er be seen,
I hate to say,
But what’s their pay?
They’re hardly worth a bean.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Don’t put them on the telly,
Dear Producer, this we ask,
We beg you please,
We’re on our knees,
It’s such a simple task.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Send your cameras away,
Come back when they play,

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Better!

© Alan McKean November 2007

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/television/