The Frustrated Footy Fan Rant
¶ 1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 THE FRUSTRATED FOOTY FAN RANT
¶ 2
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Practice penalties, practice penalties,
Bang it in the hole of the goal of the enemy’s.
Practice penalties, practice penalties,
Spank it in the corner, not in the crowd.
¶ 3
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Now’s no time to nip to the brickery,
Get your grip on dead-eye dickery,
Practice penalties, practice penalties,
Peppering the paintwork just not allowed.
¶ 4
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Don’t just tap with slap-dash flappery,
Crack that knack of spot-kick smackery,
Whack it in the back of that onion sackery,
Practice penalties for crying out loud.
¶ 5
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This ain’t a poke in the hope of a lottery,
This is death or glory shottery,
Blast it past and grasp that pottery,
Practice penalties, practice penalties, PRACTICE PENALTIES!!
Or don’t come back.
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