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The Lords Prayer

Lord Smythe

Wednesday, March 13th, 2002

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Lord Lormor, thou art from heaven,
Hallowed be thy fame,
Thy goals shall come,
Thou art the one,
Traditional centre forward from birth,
As you are now, in goal heaven,
Give us this day, goals scored from thy head,
And make some good passes,
As we cannot forgive those who score goals and pass against us,
Anth lead us into goal celebration,
But deliver us a three-nil,
For thou art experienced in the goal-scoring kingdom,
With all your power and glory,
Now and for ever and ever.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Amen

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 August 2001.

© Lord Smythe

Notes

This “parody” of The Lords Prayer is not intended to be a blasphemous. It is in recognition of Anthony Lormor, who is affectionately known to his fans as The Lord. aka Lord Lormor, Anth, Tony.
Followers of Tony Lormor are known as “Lormorites”
He is truly an experienced goal scorer in the traditional centre forward mould. A model pro.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-lords-prayer/