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The People’s Cubs

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Jordan Pickford can do it all
Can become a legend like Neville Southall

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Johnjoe Kenny can grab some fame as
Apprentice to our passionate pounding Seamus

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Mason Holgate gets illumination cash-free
From rubbing shoulders with Jags and Ashley

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Michael Keane can add his name
To Roy and Robbie in the hall of fame

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Morgan Feeney’s heritage is Moore than handy
Bootling up the river to the Dock of Bramley

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Benny Baningime’s from another great river
Thrown against the Lions and making tackles all a-quiver

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Tom Davies with his hair and rolled-down socks
Energizing future captain in our energized cauldron dock?

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Dominic Calvert-Lewin, that masked man, who?
Getting heaps of kemo sabes from Dixie to Lukaku

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Ademola Lookman, jinxing angel with two wings
Look, man, you lively lads are future Dixie’s kings!

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Hey David Henen will you get your chance?
And whatever happened to Shari Tarasaj?

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 1 What about other loanees, Galloway and Browning, On-
-Yeku and Connolly, Keiran Dowell and Pennington?

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 And we need Luke Garbutt backing Bainesy’s Wonderwall
With mod crossover music, from Wigan’s northern soul

13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 And come on Ross Barkley, in your heart you know it’s true
It’s not about the money, it’s the diamond that is you!

With the Toffees in dire straits right now, our hope lies in our young players. And personally I hope that David Unsworth, who has done such a great job with our Under-23s, can become our manager.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-peoples-cubs/