Jordan Pickford can do it all
Can become a legend like Neville Southall
Johnjoe Kenny can grab some fame as
Apprentice to our passionate pounding Seamus
Mason Holgate gets illumination cash-free
From rubbing shoulders with Jags and Ashley
Michael Keane can add his name
To Roy and Robbie in the hall of fame
Morgan Feeney’s heritage is Moore than handy
Bootling up the river to the Dock of Bramley
Benny Baningime’s from another great river
Thrown against the Lions and making tackles all a-quiver
Tom Davies with his hair and rolled-down socks
Energizing future captain in our energized cauldron dock?
Dominic Calvert-Lewin, that masked man, who?
Getting heaps of kemo sabes from Dixie to Lukaku
Ademola Lookman, jinxing angel with two wings
Look, man, you lively lads are future Dixie’s kings!
Hey David Henen will you get your chance?
And whatever happened to Shari Tarasaj?
What about other loanees, Galloway and Browning, On-
-Yeku and Connolly, Keiran Dowell and Pennington?
And we need Luke Garbutt backing Bainesy’s Wonderwall
With mod crossover music, from Wigan’s northern soul
And come on Ross Barkley, in your heart you know it’s true
It’s not about the money, it’s the diamond that is you!