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The People’s Cubs

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Jordan Pickford can do it all
Can become a legend like Neville Southall

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Johnjoe Kenny can grab some fame as
Apprentice to our passionate pounding Seamus

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Mason Holgate gets illumination cash-free
From rubbing shoulders with Jags and Ashley

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Michael Keane can add his name
To Roy and Robbie in the hall of fame

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Morgan Feeney’s heritage is Moore than handy
Bootling up the river to the Dock of Bramley

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Benny Baningime’s from another great river
Thrown against the Lions and making tackles all a-quiver

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Tom Davies with his hair and rolled-down socks
Energizing future captain in our energized cauldron dock?

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Dominic Calvert-Lewin, that masked man, who?
Getting heaps of kemo sabes from Dixie to Lukaku

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Ademola Lookman, jinxing angel with two wings
Look, man, you lively lads are future Dixie’s kings!

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Hey David Henen will you get your chance?
And whatever happened to Shari Tarasaj?

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 1 What about other loanees, Galloway and Browning, On-
-Yeku and Connolly, Keiran Dowell and Pennington?

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 And we need Luke Garbutt backing Bainesy’s Wonderwall
With mod crossover music, from Wigan’s northern soul

13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 And come on Ross Barkley, in your heart you know it’s true
It’s not about the money, it’s the diamond that is you!

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Notes

With the Toffees in dire straits right now, our hope lies in our young players. And personally I hope that David Unsworth, who has done such a great job with our Under-23s, can become our manager.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-peoples-cubs/