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The Russian Revolution

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 From Russia a mysterious man came
At first no-one knew his name
He had lots of money
Looked a bit funny
Apparently oil was his game.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 With his millions and billions of cash
He made a rather big splash
He bought Chelsea
From old Ken Batesey
Who ran off to Leeds in a dash.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Red Rom, as he became known
Sacked Ranieri after a season, by phone
Even though they came second
Abramovich reckoned
They could do better with Mourinho alone.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Chelsea welcomed the Portuguese
Mourinho it was who brought these:
Ferreira, Tiago
Ricardo Carvalho
Then they won the Premiership with ease.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Chelski, people started to call us
Opposition wanted to maul us
Won the premiership twice
Will we make it thrice?
If we do we’ll all sing in sweet chorus.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 CHELSEA,CHELSEA! CHELSEA,CHELSEA!

Notes

Forgive any little technical errors (i.e abramovich sacking ranieri personally by phone! although he might have done, who knows?!)….

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-russian-revolution/