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Where is the Scotland manager?

Peter Goulding

Friday, October 22nd, 2004

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 “Where is the Scotland manager?”
The politicians frowned.
“We’ve scoured the glens
And lowland fens,
He must have gone to ground.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 ‘We’ve sailed the western seaboard,
Explored each bay and sound.
But he’s not there,
He’s gone elsewhere,
He’s nowhere to be found.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 ‘Somebody suggested that
He might be Glasgow-bound.
But when we checked,
’Twas incorrect.
The man is not around.”

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 “We’ve simply got to find him,”
One councillor did expound.
“Our job denotes
We’ll look for Vogts
Till six feet underground.”

© Peter Goulding 22nd October 2004

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/where-is-the-scotland-manager/