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WHL Utd, offside bringeth leader

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The striker attacked with stealth
and hit both posts –
’twas plane for all to see

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Offside!
screamed the world –
with much impassioned plea

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Then ten years later on
under the firm guiding hand
of a diverse referee

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Said striker cum player / manager
receives red card and lifetime ban –
and White House Lane erupts with glee

Notes

For the day that’s in it

Yes, line three …. (sic)

Last stanza doesn’t scan well, but hey

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/whl-utd-offside-bringeth-leader/