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WORLD CUP NEUVILLE CUISINE!

Jules Rimet

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Welcome to the World Cup
Use some Coles to light the fire
A heady brew of football
‘Til the 9th day of July!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 We’re cookin’ with Agassa
But we never Spycher drinks
And if you’re feeling Tizie
A Kamil buttie brings relief!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Just Juan sugar in your Koffi
Complements Neuville cuisine
You’ll soon be Monchengladbach
A Swiss roll for afters, sweet!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Fast acting Andrews livers salts?
“Defoe” was all he said
But don’t mess with Marcus Senna
He’s a pacy Spanish Red!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Our bistro’s open all Daei
And our food won’t Costa bomb
A Per with Mueller yoghurt
Won’t have you racing to the Avery John!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 A sip of Robinson’s barley water
A plate of Petit fois
Lagerback’s are lethal
Heinze makes you Van Der Vaart!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Pass a box of Terry’s all gold
But don’t just Wolff it now
Share it with a bud or two
With Ackwa wash it down!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 A whisky on the Rocque’s
Will help to keep you Harry Kewell
A Cesar salad tossed by Hans
The service right on Kew!

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Reyes the steaks don’t burn but Frei
Then chill out with a Becks
The Pope is with his Totti
And he’s paying with a Cech!

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Our place is Klose to Beesley Street
It Bak to Bak secure
But be careful where you’re treading
Coz it’s Messi by the door!

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Now your head feels like a Kasey
Yet you’ll soon be up for Moore
But the Lahm is off the menu
Coz we’re missing Coleman’s sauce!

Notes

A Carnival of Football, Food and Fables!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/world-cup-neuville-cuisine/