WunderVAR
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Germans retreating from Russia
Without a tank or a snowflake in sight
Put out by the feisty Koreans
Who put up a way better fight
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It wasn’t their first time in Russia
Nor the first time they’ve gone unprepared
Now they won’t beat England on penos
Cos you know they’d have ended up paired
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Now, they say the Argies are carried by Messi
And England are carried by Kane
Now the Germans are carried by Lufthansa
As they make their way home on the plane.
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So if you happen to meet any Germans
Near a deck chair or in a beach bar
Do yourself a really big favour
And don’t shout out the word WunderVAR
nice one John….but then they always did throw their towels down early.