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Poems tagged ‘Real Madrid’

Where The Owls Sleep

Wynn Wheldon

Friday, August 1st, 2025

Supporting Tottenham I despise Arsenal
So when Declan Rice made perfection real
The taking of my breath was a betrayal.
What was it in me made me beam withal?

Well, from time to time the outright sublime
Will raise us from dull quotidian slime
Will lift the spirit, initiate self-crime
As I knew I had committed, come full time.

Irish Gooner, do you know what you did?
You made me laugh at mighty Real Madrid.
Not once, but twice,
Declan double Rice..
Two stupid fouls allowed
Your waking of the owls.

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Thoughts of A Fickle Fan.

kevin raymond

Thursday, July 15th, 2021

John-Joe sparked a smoke
Cracked a snarky topical joke
Bout Billy Bunter o’ The Arsenal, used play for us,
“As for Over-Eden Hazard at Madrid?
Injured? Who’s that Belgian trying a kid?
Quaffing mayoed pomme-frites, bier and molluscs?”,

Chipping his half-smoked cancer stick
J-J unwraps a steaming pack a haddock, roe n chips
Six pennyworth a crackling, wally, salt n vinegar pong
Sticking the snout behind his earring
Cracks an ice-cold can o’ Harpic, sneering,
“See Kev, they leave us, their life-style goes Pete Tong”.

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Adios T.C. Who’s He?

kevin raymond

Thursday, May 6th, 2021

Sticking it to a fading giant bereft a fight
On a rain-swept Stamford Bridge last night
The home side come to realize their class
Revenge is sweet, so the saying goes,
On a former custodian, once kept goal
Deemed now as a right snake in the grass.

Another night, shooting sights aligned
The old adage…take your bleating time,
Five or six at least might have blitzed their sodden net?
Pay-back to a, let me take a hike, or I’ll go on strike,
Sloped off to Madrid, like a tea-leaf in the night
Us paying Partisan’s, in the stands won’t let forget!

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