A game of two ….

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Couldn’t hit their mothers rears with a banjo –
They were so udderly useless, in the first half
But they beefed it up, for the second
So by the end of this one-on-one match, they were milking the applause
Verily, ’twas a game of two calves


Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/a-game-of-two/