Close Call For A Worried Parent

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 A mate on The Cremorne Estate*
Confronted by, “Dad I’ve decided I’m gay”
Replied, “Well son that’s a bleating relief
To yer dear old muvver an me,
But son, wiv stuff like this in the future,
Could you like, kind of let us know sooner
Only we thought we’d spawned us something peculiar
Or bleating well weird like a Gooner
Which as you know son…living round here kinda grates
and would right need some explaining
When…I’m ‘Over The Bridge’ wiv me mates!”*


Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/close-call-for-a-worried-parent/