Colleen x 4. Please Dont Block Me Out On Instagram.*

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 After the lack-lustre performance by our chaps,
During Friday evenings qualifying match,
I blame on a drought of Marks and Spencer’s waist-coats?
It’s nice to see a bit of real commitment I suppose?
From a pair of WAGs (who out there can remember those?)
Publicly going hell for leather at each other throats.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Colleen, and Becky Vardy are
As I’m aware m’lud thus far
Merely slinging mud at this juncture in their on-going, frenetic social media mystery
While Wayne Rooney’s more than savvy trouble an strife,
and I hope this will cheer fans up after Friday night?,
Has, due to her prowess as an on-line sleuth, been likened to a Scouse Wagatha Christie!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Peace.


I’m really sorry about this folks, but it’s raining here in London, I’m bored and as I like to keep me eye in topically so to speak…

*Er…is that what you do, block someone out? As a commited Luddite I don’t know.




Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/colleen-x-4-please-dont-block-me-out-on-instagram/